Im an Adult Now
Your body is my playground
Your legs are like monkey-bars
The minute it takes to go up and down them
Might take me hours
If I could make it any better
You know that I would
I'd like to take you to heaven
If only I could
Honeytime, Honeytime
I'm like Pooh Bear, I always have my hand in the jar
Your aroused body has a peculiar smell
My fingers find an oasis
Slip them inside and it swells
But one of my synapses ain't firing
Am I sick, am I lame
I cannot stand and deliver
I leave the playground in shame
Honeytime, Honeytime
I'm like Pooh Bear, I always have my hand in the jar
Honeytime, Honeytime
Won't you take me there
Won't you take me there
Honeytime, Honeytime
I'm like Pooh Bear, I always have my hand in the jar
Honeytime, Honeytime
Guess I bit off a little more than I could chew this time
Honeytime, Honeytime
I'm like Pooh Bear, I always have my hand in the jar
Honeytime, Honeytime
Won't you take me there
Won't you take me there
We recommend: Blind
The boys all go to hell and then the Cubans hit the floor
They drive along the pipeline, they tango 'til they're sore
They take apart their nightmares and they leave them by the door
Let me fall out of the window with confetti in my hair
Deal out Jacks or Better on a blanket by the stairs
I'll tell you all my secrets, but I lie about my past
And send me off to bed for evermore
Make sure they play my theme song, I guess daisies will have to do
Just get me to New Orleans and paint shadows on the pews